Thursday, September 10, 2009

C-man & C-men

I haven't posted anything about KROQ callers in a while. I just got this call from a frequent caller whose name I found out is Clayton. Here's what this conversation with Clayton consisted of:

Me: KROQ...

Clayton: I want Kat! (That would be Kat Corbett, our DJ.)

Me: Well she's on air right now...

Clayton: (stops to listen to the radio) No she's not, it's music!

Me: No, I mean she's like the DJ right now. She's busy, she can't take phone calls.

Clayton: Ok, well tell her I want her in my bed...tonight!

Me: Ok, what's your name?

Clayton: Clayton.

Me: And how is she gonna get in touch with you?

Clayton: Uhh..my number...is........uhhh.....

(I then read him his own phone number from our caller ID. He remembers midway through and finishes the number for me.)

Clayton: Tell her I want her in my bed tonight!

Me: Ok, thanks Clayton!

That's a long version of the usual conversation I have with Clayton. It's generally just one sentence out of him, and that sentence is usually, "I want Kat in my bed!". Occasionally the word 'now' or 'tonight' is thrown in at the end of that sentence, as seen in the previous conversation.

I also got a pretty cool call from this girl named Sivan who I spoke with once before. She was excited to share that she heard my name mentioned several times on Loveline last night! For some reason my name was brought up just about anytime the word 'semen' was mentioned. I guess that's not too unusual though. Especially since Psycho Mike was co-hosting and he and I have a history of semen sharing. But it was nice to finally get some caller recognition for all the hard work I've put in over the past two years. And all it took was a little semen....

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

CUPfomercial!

I posted this special little video on my Facebook account a week or two ago. I had a blast making it, and perhaps there will be more to come. So if you have not yet seen my CUPfomercial, please view immediately below. But if you have seen it, then feel free to scroll down a little to the next video. Or watch it again, you know I don't really care what you do.




So then a few days after finishing THAT video, I realized I had a few kind of funny bloopers/outtakes. So I opted to put them together in this little video, which also includes some NOT very funny bloopers/outtakes. But I didn't want it to be a 9 second video using ONLY the funny outtakes. So I just threw in whatever I could to take up some time. In short, this video really sucks and you should do whatever you possibly can to avoid it.




(If you'd like to have the option of seeing these videos in a larger size, they can also be viewed here and here respectively.)