2010: The Year of the Mustache....and ChatRoulette...and Weenies

Well it's December 26th and I'm leaving for El Paso tomorrow to spend a week there. Which means I'll be there as the new year turns. So I wanted to do some sort of post to wrap this year up. And this is my last chance to do that seeing as I don't know what my internet access will be like in El Paso. (Also I really wanted do put up this post while it was still 2010 so that my total amount of blogs on the year would be 30; one more than last year! YEAH!)

Top 10 countdowns seem to be a pretty popular way to wrap things up. But I don't really have anything good to countdown. So instead, I'll just leave you with my 10 favorite keyword searches from this year! Keyword searches are the actual words that people searched in Google or Yahoo or Bing that led them to my blog. And I'll be honest, I think these 10 keyword searches sum up both the blog and myself pretty damn well. So please enjoy and Happy 2011 folkitos!

My Ten Favorite Keyword Searches That Led To This Blog and Also Led To This Long Titled List

-guys weenies

-did tom selleck use moustache wax?

-when i say holla you say ween

-chatroulette girls

-squirt orgasm

-gouda kroq

-i want a picture of a party weenie

-freak & easy moustache

-is kat corbett a lesbian?

-weenies in diapies

Pretty accurate, huh? And as a challenge for 2011, feel free to browse this blog and see if you can come up with some awesome keywords to search that might yield my blog. I'll be sure to periodically mention good ones throughout the year. So go get 'em!

I Think I Just Made The Naughty List

Well we're 4 days away from Christmas, I guess that means I still have enough time to share some Christmas songs with you fools! I had a nice little recording session in front of a Christmas tree today. I don't know who's Christmas tree it was... I just found a house with a tree and went for it. Just like Santa does!! So please don't let my breaking and entering adventure from today go to waste. Enjoy!

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?"

"Dear Santa"

"I Won't Wish You Merry Christmas This Year"

Shameless plug to like my Facebook page here. Shameless plug to like me in general...no I won't put you through that.

Remembering Thanksgiving 2010

I was asked to write an essay telling what I did on Thanksgiving this year. Instead I made this video:

This year, I'm thankful for my family. My weird, gross-ass family.