Blog-a Balooza! Day 4: Kid Quotes

This would be my 4th straight day of Blog-a-Balooza! so I guess that means I'm still on pace to make it all seven days. Really though, that doesn't sound too impressive.....seven straight days of updating a blog? Oh boy, watch out for me! It's kind of even sadder when I realize that hardly anyone even reads this blog. But I like to think that someone will come across this down the line and be like, "Oh look, he updated seven straight days in a row and called it Blog-a-Balooza! How cute, he must've thought it was such a good idea at the time....poor guy..."

Anywho, for today's blog I thought I'd share with you some of my favorite kid quotes from when I worked for an After School Program by my house. As much of a pain as some kids can be, my goodness they say the funniest things! They don't hold anything back and it makes for some good laughs. I have quite a few "conversation" quotes that go back and forth between me and the kid or two kids or something like that. But I find that the one liners are usually the best. So that's what I'm sharing here. All names have been changed for the confidentiality of the young ones. With that said, please enjoy:

Jeffery: Hey! Why does he get delicious pudding?!

Nick: You know, some people wear their pajamas under their clothes.

Greg: Jeffery just kissed my ear.

David: You smell like my dad.

Cole: Kevin he looks like you. (Pointing at a picture of Kevin from The Backstreet Boys.)

Nick: You know, most electric fences are very dangerous.

Eric: If you cut off your butt, do you die?

April: I ate all of my corn nuts without drinking ANY water!

Greg: One time in preschool, this kid didn't wear his underwear.

Eric: I was going to the bathroom then this happened. (Pointing at his wet pants.)