(This is the fifth and final entry of a countdown of the Top 5 Things I'll Never Get.)
TWITTER:
Ok Twitter, I don't like you and you don't like me. Let's just have it all out. At the risk of sounding old, I don't get why so many people swarm to you. Is it your astonshing good looks? Your amazing personality? Your hilariously witty jokes? Personally, I think it's all of the above. See, people have a chance to show off all of the aforementioned on Twitter, so why wouldn't they swarm to a site that allows them to talk about their favorite subject? Themselves! Now I guess I'm one to talk seeing as I'm typing on my own blog at this moment, but considering how self-depricating I tend to be, I think I'm excused from being classified as narcissistic. (That and I scored a 2 out of 40 on that narcissism test that most people score like 16 on. But enough about me.) But really, I assume people like the Twitter so much beacause it's an opportunity to share about themselves. I just think most people share the dumbest things that the majority of followers don't really care about. And I just don't get what possesses people to want to share the dumb crap that they share. Plus, I'll admit I'm a fan of Facebook (though my fan-dom of Facebook has been dwindling of late) and I never got why people who were on Facebook would ever even consider getting a Twitter account when they could update everyone via their Facebook status. Why would you need a second place to post updates?! Plus they can share pictures and info of themselves on Facebook. You can't do that on Twitter. Though I guess they now have TwitPic and TwitVid so atleast Twitter's evovling. I won't be surprised when various other "Twit's" start popping up. TwitBlog for blogging, TwitTunes for music, TwitPenis for......penises. Anywho, I'm old and don't get things that are cool and hip, is the lesson we've learned from this blog. And don't be surprised if TwitPenis.com/Gouda pops up ones of these days.
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