Lame Joke Of The Day

I was at the bank today transferring all my money from one account to a new account that I opened. I then went to close out the old account and when I did I was told that I had $0.21 of interest that I had to claim. So I went up to the banker with my little slip for $0.21. After completing the transaction she hands me two dimes and a penny, smiles and says, "Is there anything else I can help you with today, Kevin?" to which I responded, "Only if you have 4 pennies lying around so I can buy a piece of gum." I regretted it instantly. But I did get a laugh out of her. I know that's only because I was a customer and they're paid to kiss my ass. But you know what? I'll take it!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to look in the couch cushions for $0.04.