KROQ & Loveline Farewell

Well my friends, I no longer work for KROQ or Loveline. I started my new job last week and finished up with KROQ last Saturday and Loveline last Thursday. Sad to leave both. But at least I'll never have to hear a guy ask how he can make his girlfriend squirt or hear girls ask me why they can't orgasm from sex. (By the way, guys: girls pretty much either can or cannot squirt. It's nothing you're doing. It's just their biology. So if they're not doing it, chances are you can't make them squirt. And if they are squirting, pump yourselves up all you want, but it's really just them. And girls: the majority of you can't orgasm from penetration. It's gonna take some other kind of stimulation. Masturbation is a good idea, get to know your body. And if you've got someone who rocks your world orally, ride that all you can 'cause that's how you gonna finish! - Ok, knowledge dropping done.)

You know it's a bad sign when what's in parenthesis is longer than what's not.

So on my last days at KROQ and Loveline, the respective hosts on air at these times were kind enough to bring me on the mic to bid a farewell of sorts. And I've got the audio for you right here!

This first one was my farewell on KROQ with midday DJ (and my good friend) Kat Corbett. I went ahead and threw in some pics of some KROQ memories. I think they're all from KROQ shows (Weenie Roast and Acoustic Christmas). Look, here it is!

Then came my Loveline farewell. Hosts Psycho Mike Catherwood and Dr. Drew Pinsky brought me on the mic. Which is never a good idea. But they said some very kind things about me. And I'm pretty sure I offered Dr. Drew a mustache ride. Once again, I threw some Loveline pics over the audio. So watch it and hate it.

One last little Loveline memento... Loveline web guy Tyler was nice enough to post this picture from my last night on the Loveline Facebook page.

It got a decent amount of comments on it, which were fun and kinda surreal to read. Weird seeing people who really have no idea who you are talk about you. But I pulled some of my favorite comments:

• "that's a hell of a porn stache"
• "He sounded a lot younger than he looks."
• "I like his mustache :{ :)"
• "It looks like gouda wants to taste mikes seed one last time."
• "God, Mike was right. Gouda does look like a creep camp counselor."

Little did that guy know, I was a creep camp counselor with that 'stache.

So my time is done and sure, I've been a bit sentimental. But I now work for Westwood One, in the exact same building that I worked at Loveline. AND that building is like 6 blocks down the street from KROQ. AAAANNND, I'm working for the Kevin & Bean show (KROQ's morning show, which is nationally syndicated...I'm the guy who sends it out to all the other markets.) So this is about the least I could leave while still actually leaving. So I don't feel like I went too far from anything.

So all this said, thanks for reading and I'll update you as soon as I get fired from the new job!